Tongue 'n' Cheek

“Never tell your mom
her diet is not working.” - Michael, 11

“When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ Don’t answer him.” - Michael, 14

             “When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on
            the phone.” - Alyesha, 13

                 “Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.” - Kyoyo, 9

                                                                 “Never trust a dog to watch your food.” - Patrick, 10

“Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.” - Traci, 14

                         “When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.” - Taylia, 11

“You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.” - Armir, 9

                                 “Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.” - Lauren, 9

                                 “Stay away from prunes.” - Randy, 9

“Never pee on an electric fence.” - Robert, 13

                                                 “Never try to baptize a cat.” - Eileen, 8
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