Tongue ‘n’ Cheek

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. He jumps out of his car, runs up to the truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin and you are losing some of your load.”

The trucker ignores him and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the guy catches up again. He jumps out of his car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they’ve never spoken, the blonde says brightly, “Hi my name is Kevin, and you are losing some of your load!”

Shaking her head, the trucker ignores him again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of his car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, and you are losing some of your load!”

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When she stops this time, she hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. She knocks on his window, and after he lowers it, she says...

“Hi, my name is Heather, it’s winter in Michigan and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!”